Yeah I have em. Yeah, you can buy them. Own your very own Britney Spear’s Fart in a jar. Just donate a mere $5 to my paypal and I will send you a genuine Britney Spears Fart in a jar. For $10 I will send you one of the ones that smells REALLY bad!
Just specify in your donation and I’ll send it out!
NOTE: DO NOT open the jar the fart might get out.
NOTE: The joke “Her mouth tasted like cigarettes and child abuse” is copyright protected.